when I said I'd like to smash every tooth in your head.

heathicorn:

am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

kamelworld:

when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok

somebody do me a favour and kill me

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

me: feels lonely
me: isolates self

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

nobody gives a shit about me on this fucking website

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